Monday, September 13, 2010

I want to take back my country

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.
~John Quincy Adams

I am going to run for senate and here is my platform. I want to take back my country. From what you say or whom. From everyone, I want to take it back from the underdog, the poor, people who are old, black people, brown people, people that have accents, gays, crazy people, women, kids, Mexicans, Catholics, Jews, Latvians, Chinese, Muslims, kind people, educated people and retired people. That's who. I want a country for the rich white people and the powerful corporations. I want tax cuts for the richest people in our economy and not the poor.
I want to do away with social security, government health care, oversight and all government controls of the banking industry, oil companies, drug companies, and eliminate all controls over corporations. Let laze fare rule. Lets win a war, any war, it's good for business. Eliminate all pollution controls, eliminate all environment protection, the thirteenth amendment, eliminate hybrid cars, high milage cars, and bring back the Hummer.
I want the stupidest woman on the planet to support my campaign, such as Sarah Palin, or Michele Bachmann or Sharron Angle, I like the way her eyes are bugged out. I want to repeal the civil rights movement of the 1960's, women's rights, in fact shut down the American Civil Liberties Union. I support the right of business to refuse to serve someone, no matter what the reason. I believe in the bible and the right to push it down anyones throat who doesn't believe as I do.
Vote for me I will protect the god fearing rich and powerful corporations and help them exploit all poor and working class Americans. Support my campaign. You can begin to help me take back my country by sending me a donation of $1,000, $10,000, or a $100,000. It is time to act now!

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